Who is this amazing dog photographer?

I don’t like cheese or meat cooked on the bone. I love coffee and ice cream, and even coffee ice cream (but mint chocolate chip is my favorite). I think dogs are people with four legs and fur. My favorite color is purple. I have two older sisters and a younger step-brother. I grew up in New Jersey. I miss my childhood friends, we were inseparable (Alan, Scott, JC, Fish, Steve and Dennis - you guys rock!). I’m married with two kids (they are my world). I have a boxer named Chick. I’m unorganized and definitely not a clean freak, but I’m meticulous when it comes to my art. Dogs are my art. My art is about dogs. I believe I capture a glimpse of their soul. I used to have long hair and I drove a motorcycle for several years. The Counting Crows rock! I sometimes sing the Backyardigans and I don’t even realize it until someone clues me in. I don’t like to be last, or even second place. I don’t like to be in a car if I’m not driving. I’ve known my wife since high school (I had a huge crush on her). She is a twin. I studied photography in both high school and college. I’m addicted to reality tv. My wife is the love of my life. I love to bowl. I can program computers in several languages. I’m a Mac guy and I love Aperture. Sapphire martinis with three olives are delicious. Sierra Pale Ale was invented by the gods. My business is named after the most incredible yellow labrador in the world. I miss him so much. I will someday have a Great Dane. Maybe two. Coke, not Pepsi. Red, not white. I tend to tell jokes at the most inappropriate time. I once bowled a 300. I’ve been known to not take things seriously. I don’t hold a grudge. I miss my family who live so far away. I have the most amazing friends and neighbors. I have a tree house. I want an electric car. I love my truck. I’m a total geek. I love being me.